One-Woman Wrecking Machine

I'm MB: Texan by birth, New Yorker by choice. This is what I'm seeing, loving, eating, wearing, and doing in the city that never sleeps.
April 12
  • Mirror: you look cute today
  • Camera: lol no
  • Instagram filters: I got you
April 11
Easy Pay Metro Card

Finally, the MTA did something right.
April 4
theonion: Cowboys Award 6-Year, $108 Million Extension To Super Bowl–Watching Quarterback Tony Romo: Full Report

theonion:

Cowboys Award 6-Year, $108 Million Extension To Super Bowl–Watching Quarterback Tony Romo: Full Report

March 27

bluntbangsandasmile:

This pup’s face makes me incredibly happy.

(Source: adulthoodisokay, via dembangs)

March 24

(Source: roseeverdeen, via dosesofpms)

February 28

dogsareadorable:

Oh god, Adam Scott.

(Source: meows-itgoing, via jellybeanmcgee)

February 21
thedailycourtney: Accurate.

thedailycourtney:

Accurate.

February 18
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Listen to the mustn’ts, child.

Listen to the don’ts.

Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts.

Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me…

Anything can happen, child.

Anything can be.

 shel silverstein (via katylindy)
February 15

(Source: misomeru, via jellybeanmcgee)

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake remembers how scary clowns are

I’m with you, man.